There once was a PERFECT girl. Perfect clothes, hair perfect everything! She sees a dog across the steet she say 'I want that dog!' She is in the middle of the street and a car hits her and she dies. What was the Moral of the story Remember she was perfect!
Look both ways before crossing the street!
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