His father sends a small boy to bed.
Five minutes later... "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minutes later: "Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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