Toothbrush sales
The kids filed back into class Monday morning....
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Thumb Sucking
A boy had reached four without giving up the h...
Did you find Him??
Everybody in church was heading to the river c...
Family Album
A young boy was looking through the family alb...
Fire dog!
A nursery school teacher was delivering a stat...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interr...
When You Grow Up
"What do you want to be when you grow up littl...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the ...
Have you ever asked your child a question too many
Well I hope you remember my story when they st...
Contagious
A teacher asks her class to use the word conta...
WHITE HOUSE
ITS A GREEN HOUSE TO THE LEFT AND A RED HOUSE ...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes und...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?
The sea weed!
Pay now
A little girl became restless as the preacher'...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-yea...
Pear tree
what hangs of a pear tree?
sore arms
Homework
TEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No...
Neighbors baby
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortun...
What's invisible & smells like carrots?
What's invisible & smells like carrots?
...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't...
Icing
a little boy goes up t his mama and daddy and ...
Shut up, manners, and trouble!
Once open a time, there were 3 boys named shut...
Sick Cookie
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Becau...
Dust to Dust
On their way home from attending an Ash Wednes...
Breakfast
Q.What are two things you can not have for bre...