Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Little johnny


teacher says to class," l want you to put cont...

An absent-minded Student


An absent-minded Student went to see a psychia...

Family heritage


Three boys were waiting for the bus. The first...

Little Johnny goes to church


Monday morning little Johnny came to school wi...

Gym class


Me and my friend were in gym class the other d...

Kids aren't Dumb


A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and a...

I Want A Bike


Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the n...

What is your name and what did you do?


Some kids got introble at the zoo,so the manig...

Kids


Be nice to your kids... they will pick out you...

A Lesson in Life


A child came home from his first day at school...

A woman pregnant with triplets


A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down...

Johnny's violin


Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the...

Substitute teacher


Little Johnny walks into school one day to fin...

Empty head


Teacher: "Why didn't you answer me?"


Pupil: ...

I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A certain little girl, when asked her name, wo...

Red wagon


Little Jane was sitting in her red wagon with ...

Teacher


what did theteacher call the twins Gim and Art

The chickens


3. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
...

Carpooling


For the second time in a row, I was forced to ...

What's funnier than a zombie baby?


What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie b...

Flattening Daddy


A boy walks in to his parents room and catches...

Yogi Bear


Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?


A. Becaus...

My own room


When the Jones family moved into their new hou...

Seatbelt


I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to u...

The lion


Little Leah asks her dad, �Do you know what ha...