An Oxford philosopher was giving a lecture on the philosophy of language at
Columbia University, and came to a curious aspect of the English language. "You
will note," said the stuffy Oxford scholar, "that in the English language, two
negatives can mean a positive, but never is it the case that two positives can
mean a negative." To which someone in the back responded, "yeah, yeah."
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