A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell He
hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar because, he announces, his wife has produced a baby boy weighing 25
pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan
just shrugs, "That's about average down home folks. Like I said, "My boy's a
typical Texas baby boy."
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says; "Say you're the
father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .
We were gonna call you. So----How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "17 pounds". The bartender is puzzled, and concerned.
" What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Texas father takes a long swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised."
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