Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

How ugly was she


i knew a girl that was so ugly.how ugly was sh...

A bunch of better idiots!


These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the...

Ready for Society?


A man who had been in a mental institution for...

Whirley


I went to whirley whickle whackem.
There i sa...

5 monkeys


Q:why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
...

Plane crash dilemma


there was a plane in the sky with 4 people on ...

The Tromboom...


(Please don't try this at home)August, 1998, M...

Expressing Stupidity


Few sandwiches short of a picnic

The top 6 reasons computers are female......


The top 6 reasons computers are female...


6....

Confucius say


confucius say: Woman who cooks meat..and peas ...

BEWAQOOF BANADIA!!!


SANTA AND BANTA SINGH WERE BITTER ENEMIES.SANT...

Artists Good News/Bad News


An artist asked the gallery owner if there had...

Pastys


There once was a cornish pasty on one side of ...

Dumb and sick news bits


In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twent...

Endangered Species


One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discov...

Unengaged Brain


PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKING


Whenever...

For mole control call Avogadro: 602-3000 0...


For mole control call Avogadro: 602-3000 000 0...

A quick witted astronaut, Dwight,...


A quick witted astronaut, Dwight,
When asked ...

What a Bonehead!


Several years ago we had an intern who was not...

A young woman was recently hired at an office....


A young woman was recently hired at an office....

The 3 Guys in a Plane


There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was ab...

Chapped Lips


On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small...

Wanted: The Pillsbury Doughman


KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (t...

The traffic ticket.


A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from...

The smart guy YEAH RITE!


There was 4 people on a plane. the pope a kid...