The top 6 reasons computers are female......


The top 6 reasons computers are female...


6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the
corner.


5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.


4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.


3. The native language used to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as
informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then
I'm certainly not going to tell you".


and the number one reason computers are female:


1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it!

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