Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Stupid bamboooooo


why does a bamboo does?


ans:it helps the mon...

What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade...


What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at...

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist...


A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist a...

Nok nok


nok nok ! whose there? banana banana who? nok ...

A-fishin' We Will Go...


Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane ma...

When John Sculley ran Apple Computer he said...


When John Sculley ran Apple Computer he said A...

Stupid Questions on Cruise Ships


These are true stories from someone who works ...

The Three Idiots


Once, there were three guys stranded on an isl...

OJ (again)


A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Ange...

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon...


Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon c...

Quotes - Please Engage Brain Before Speaking


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starvi...

Cold water


A man comes home to his fathers house for vaca...

Cigar Anyone?


A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purcha...

RAM disk is "not" an installation procedure....


RAM disk is "not" an installation procedure.

New experiences broaded. . . Some


Two dumb guys were taking their first train tr...

1994's Most Bizarre Suicide


At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the ...

a = b a*a = b*a a*a - b*b = b*a - b*b (a-b)...


a = b
a*a = b*a
a*a - b*b = b*a - b*b
(a-b)...

Dirty Robbers


3 robbers decide to break into a bank.
They g...

Welfare Claim Statements


I am forwarding my marriage certificate and si...

Shovel Head


What do you call a man with a shovel on his he...

Weight problem


A woman with a baby walked into a doctor's off...

Chinese


Once there was a chinese man. he worked at a f...

Bank Robbers


This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted...

New Euphemisms for "Stupid"


14> Routinely outsmarted by cheese13> Th...

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician...


An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ...