Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

That Hurts


Man Walks into a bar.
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Carpentry errors. . .


A carpet-layer had just finished installing ca...

Where did you get that??


There was a guy walking down the street with a...

You So Ugly


U so dumb u thought a quarter was a dollar

about as sharp as a marble...


about as sharp as a marble

[OPERATOR : As of next tuesday PASCAL will...


[OPERATOR : As of next tuesday PASCAL will be...

mother of all old jokes


A new prisoner walking into prison for the fir...

Very Hairy


A very hairy man sat next to this bald man, th...

Access Denied


A guy did system support in a law firm. One da...

Wedding Jitters


A friend of mine in Florida is getting married...

Genie bottle


A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbl...

Somthing Fishy


Q:What Did The Little Girl Try To Do to The Li...