Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Great advances are not produced by systems...


Great advances are not produced by systems des...

When necessary, metric and inch tools can...


When necessary, metric and inch tools can be u...

Ya gotta love dem Cajuns


Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job...

HOLE


WHY DID THE GOLFER WERE 2 PAIRS OF PANTS
IN C...

There is no difference between theory and...


There is no difference between theory and prac...

Different horses


Jon bought two horses, and could never remembe...

8:00 AM at the casino


It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are ...

How to get out of anext speeding ticket!


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie....


Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

Paranoid Idiot


Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-e...

Why Blondes are so THICK!


A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the...

Hunting


there were 3 guys in the woods.1 was smart,1 w...

Legal Q & A's


Questions are asked by lawyers.Answers are giv...

Sign on Rollercoaster


"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of...

Sign on a nuclear containment building:...


Sign on a nuclear containment building:


WARN...

Support your local scientist. Invest in chemical...


Support your local scientist. Invest in chemi...

Wildlife Tagging


Bird Tags According to the Knight-Ridder News ...

Brown M&Ms


There was a woman at church once eating plain ...

Great Tips and Suggestions


Old telephone books make ideal personal addres...

Wacko jacko


wats the difference between micheal jackson &a...

Billy-Bob and Mary Lou


Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearin...

Actual Accident Summaries


The following are actual statements found on i...

Engineers Laying Sod


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

The Smashed Kitty!


Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate...

CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Washington?...


CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Washington?(Y/...