There was 4 people on a plane. the pope a kid and the smartest man in the world, the pilot says the planes gonna crash and there are only 3 parachutes the pilot says im not gonna die and takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane and the smartest guy in the world says im too smart to die and takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. the pope says im saved you can take the last parachute and the kid says its OK the smartest guy in the world just took my BACKPACK
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