Several years ago we had an intern who was not very swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary.
"I'm almost out of typing paper," he said. "What do I do?"
"Just use copy machine paper," she said to him.
With that, the intern took his last remaining piece of blank typing paper, put it in the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies!
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