there was a plane in the sky with 4 people on it. There was a pilot. a boy, a priest, and a genius.All of a sudden the pilot ran into the cockpit and yelled "we are crashing! grab a parachute!"They opened the storage compartment but only found 3 working parachutes.The pilot quickly grabbed one, put it on, and jumped out the door. the remaining three were trying to decide who should get the other 2.the genius said "well, i'm a genius, and i can contribute a lot to the world" so he grabbed one and ran out the door.Now only the priest and the boy were left. the priest turned to the boy and said " boy, you are much younger than i. You should take the last parachute, save yourself""no" said the boy, "we can both be saved because the genius took my bookbag" ===== From Cara :)
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