Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Sad stuff


Q. what do you call a dog with no legs and a m...

This isn't really a joke but read it anyway


in one of your jokes you said men were smarter...

Dinosaur Bones


Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural...

Stock Trade


A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny s...

Poor joke


your family so poor that they have a milk cart...

Q:How do you know a blond has been in your...


Q:How do you know a blond has been in your car...

Idiots on a desert island


Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idi...

Somebody flunked elf school...


5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a departmen...

You should go home....


You should go home.

Cold Bikers


Once, there were two bikers driving down the h...

HELP...911


A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help......

A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer...


A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer ...

The Drunk!


It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a ch...

Wrong Nails


Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when D...

Don't eat and drive!


I was in a car dealership a while ago when a l...

Dumb Criminal at the Photo Mart


Roland Tough, 22, dropped off a roll of film t...

Looking for Murphy


A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up ...

Entropy isn't what it used to be....


Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Yo momma so stupid


your moma is so stupid she brouht a spoon to t...

Lunatic & his dog


A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit ...

Painful joke


A girl goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, t...

Timber!


So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest...

Your mommas so stupid


yo mommas so stupid that she climbed over a cl...

Two Smart Guys and one Idiot


There once was three explorers, an english exp...

The wonders of the new baby


One night a wife found her husband standing ov...