There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.
They each had to throw one item out:
The 1st guy threw out an apple.
The 2nd one threw out a bannana.
The 3rd one threw out a bomb.
There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.
A guy went up to the 1st one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "an Apple hit me on the head.
He went up to the 2nd one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "a Bannana hit me on the head."
He went up to the 3rd one and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!"
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