Horse Jokes
A man walks into a barn
The horse says, "Why the wrong place?"
Are you a homeless horse?
Because you look unstable.
You can lead a horse to water...
but jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
A ________ walks into a bar...
Horse - bartender says "why the long face?"
Te...
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Before King goes to war, he locks his wife (the...
While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse.
The cause of the injury unknown, but the office...
A man goes to buy a horse...
A man in search of purchasing a horse finds an ...
A couple is talking to their child, who's in Kindergarten, at the dinner table...
"So I got my first race horse treat today!"
"R...
Black Beauty.
There's a dark horse.
A man and his wife were riding to town on a horse driven carriage....(old one i heard from my grandpa)
they come upon a snake in the road. The horse r...
A cheerio walks into his boss's office...
And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be mo...
A mouse falls into a deep puddle
A mouse falls into a deep puddle in the middle ...
The Priest and the Horse
A man goes to the racetrack and sees a priest b...
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week.
The doctor told me he's in stable condition.
Circle Flies
A policeman pulls a farmer over for speeding an...
Magic Number 5
I was walking down the street the other day whe...
A bar walks into a horse...
A bar walks into a horse... The joke-teller say...
Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?
In a stable environment.
Sorry I'm high and it...
3 guys V the Taliban
These 3 guys were working in Afghanistan and go...
Note down the number please.
A person was riding on a horse,
He Jumped the r...
Misc religion based puns
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in...
A horse walks into a bar......
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "h...
Race Horse Joke/tongue twister
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too...