A mouse falls into a deep puddle in the middle of the road. He cries out "Help, help!" A rabbit comes driving by in a Porsche and says "What seems to be the problem?" The mouse responds with "The puddle is too deep, I can't get out." The rabbit opens the trunk of his Porsche and pulls out a long rope which he gives to the mouse. He tells the mouse to hold on as he ties the rope to the bumper and pulls the mouse out. The next day the mouse is walking along and falls into the puddle again, again yelling "Help! Help!" This time a horse walks by and says again "What seems to be the problem?" The mouse says again "The puddle is too deep, I can't get out." The horse thinks for a second and says "Okay I have a plan." He stands over the puddle and lowers his member into the reach of the mouse and tells the mouse to grab on and pulls him out. The moral of the story? You don't need a Porsche if you're hung like a horse.
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