Misc religion based puns

What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest

What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.

What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.

What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.

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