A man in search of purchasing a horse finds an ad in the local newspaper claiming the horse is fully trained and will offer a test ride to any potential buyer. So the man shows up and looks at the horse asks if he may take it for a test ride. The owner agrees and explains the voice commands to control the horse. He says "to make him go you say "oh my goodness" and to make him stop you say bananas". So the man gets on the horse and says "oh my goodness" and the horse takes off. A while into the trip the man notices a cliff is approaching. He suddenly realizes he forgot the command to stop. He says "apples, peaches, strawberries, BANANAS!" The horse comes to a halt right at the edge of the cliff and the man says "oh my goodness that was close."
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