Dad told this joke on our ride to work
A king used to have a horse. He loved this hors...
Horse Jokes
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week
The doctor told me he's in stable condition
I really want to try sado-necro-beastiality...
But I feel like I'd just be flogging a dead horse.
A Jewish Rabbi, a Catholic Priest, and a Presbyterian Baptist walk into a horse.
And the bartender is confused about the premise.
Banana juice
My Slovak girlfriend told me this today. I thin...
Where does the three legged horse live?
The unstable
I like my women exactly how I like my pet.
I like both to be horse!
I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar....
The Horse and the stream joke.
I found this joke in an old jokebook.
A man is...
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, off...
So a horse walks in to a bar...
...and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do?
Get your drunk as off the carousel.
A horse walks into a bar...
...the trainer says, "next time, jump".
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse servin...
Royal Canadian Mounted Police ("Mountie") joke
Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?......
This Texan got thrown from his horse and landed with one leg on each side of a split rail fence. He didn't let out a peep, just got back on his horse.
He did have to let out the stirrups a few inche...
An unfinished race joke
I went to the horse racing for the first time e...
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
three monks
three monks live in the desert where they pray ...
Missing report
A husband went to the police station to file a ...
Married farmer driving home on horses
A farmer and his brand new bride are riding hom...
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
A man is walking through the desert and sees a hat lying in the sand...
So he walks up and picks the hat up and is surp...
A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar...
...The bartender says, "What is this, some kind...