These 3 guys were working in Afghanistan and got captured by the Taliban . In attempt of fairness, they were told to pick an animal in which they could make their escape. However, the Taliban would chase them, and if they were caught, they would die.
The first guy choose a horse. He jumped onto the horses back, and rode as fast as he could. Unfortunately it wasn't fast enough, and the Taliban caught him, and killed him.
The second guy thought that a camel would be more suited to the desert than a horse, and so he choose that. However, after a short chase, the Taliban caught him, and killed him too.
The last guy choose a duck. He then attached 4 springs to the underside of the duck, jumped on the ducks back, flipped off the Taliban, and sped off into the distance. No matter how fast the Taliban chased, he was zooming way off into the distance, and he escaped.
Once he reached home, he headed for the first bar he could find. He walked in, with the duck under his arm and asked for a whiskey. The barman, a little perplexed asked him what was the story with the duck and the springs. The guy replied
"Ahhh, 4 sprung duck technique"
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