Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Optimist and Pessimist gifts


A family had twin boys whose only resemblance ...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...

Different horses


Jon bought two horses, and could never remembe...

Hourse Rider


A blonde decides to learn and try horse back r...

Door to Door


A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to...

Horse Sense


An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in...

Blonde With 2 Horses


A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell...

Blonde Horse Sense


A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell th...

Amish and the Fuzz!


An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her...

Martha Stewart's Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck


Hi Erma,This perfectly delightful note is bein...

Jack Schitt


Many people are at a loss for a response when ...

The Nine Types of Computer Users


El Explicito - "I tried the thing, ya know, an...

Pedigree


George III, having purchased a horse, the deal...

Jockeying for Position


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar...

Three year olds


Whats the difference between Michael Jackson a...

Classified Funny Ads


�Include your children when baking cookies!


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Redneck quickies 26


You might be a rednack if...You've ever worn h...

When you put your hand down her pants and it feels


Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants y...

If you're blonde, don't ride


A blonde had a near death experience that has ...

Unfaithful Wives


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar...

Thank Goodness!


There was this sort of DIM guy from kentucky, ...

Blonde With 2 Horses


A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell...

GCSEs


This is a compilation of actual student GCSE a...

the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

Pastor and the trained Horse


A man came to a Sunday school class late one d...