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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk...
Horse Jokes
A horse moved next door to me yesterday.
I heard that they make good neighbors.
What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?
A double bridle
A fish walks into a bar...
So a fish walks into a bar and- look I'm sorry,...
What do you call a stripper donkey?
A Horse.
Headline: "American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"
That is one long-lived horse.
The Queen and the Chastity Belt
One day, King Arthur had to leave the kingdom f...
The Englishman and the Welshman
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Yep. ...
My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.
Now I have stable WiFi.
What do you call a horse at night?
A Nightmare
What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?
Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across th...
Farmer Brown's horse fell into a hole.
He couldn't pull him out so sadly the horse was...
Lil' Johnny at the horse auction
Lil' Johnny went to a horse auction with his da...
No punchline.
(The punchline of these jokes is that there is ...
“men will be men
A husband went to the police station to file a ...
What do you do when a horse breaks down?
What do you do when a horse breaks down?
Call ...
Surprising the Cows
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are ent...
It just all depends on how you look at some things...
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy research...
Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks "Who might you be?"
"I AM THORRRR!!!"
His horse perks up and says ...
Vegetarians have been screaming, "Save the Animals!" for years.
If they were really interested in animals, why ...
What do you call Pegasus farts?
Horse power.
What do you call someone that lives next a horse?
Their neighbor