Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

Did you hear about the man who named his horse ...

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?

Did you hear about the horse with the negative ...

Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?

Did you hear about the horse that has made a do...

Did you hear about the depressed horse?

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told...

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He w...

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got a...

Did you find my horse well behaved?

Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whe...

Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.

Will I ever be able to race my horse again the ...

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp.

The world's most incredibly lazy man found a ma...

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player...

Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was st...

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there.

The General went out to find that none of his G...

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors.

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors...

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words def...

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, ...

When does a horse talk on the phone?

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wan...

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?

Q: What's the difference between a horse and th...

All Opposed Say Neigh

“Um.” —First horse that got ridden
 

When a pony has a sore throat

Do you have water? I'm a little horse.

A Horse Walks Into…

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "...

A Guy Walks Into…

A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse servin...