Holidays Jokes

Holidays Jokes

Five least popular holiday gifts


1)I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, The Board G...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your ...

Santa on Trial


Santa on Trial


You are accused, Mr. Santa C...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What kind of bird can write?A: A PENguin.

Some new FAA inspections


With the number of airline disasters lately, t...

Snowman


Don't eat dirty snow...Snowman (403K)Note: Our...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Olive?A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other r...

Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, San...

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged...


Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Chall...

Thanksgiving to do list


Thanksgiving to do list from Martha Stewart......

Christmas Carol Parrot


One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran in...

Least Popular Christmas Carols


(as sung by the Late Show Carolers) As present...

Roles in the Christmas Play


Two daughters had been given parts in a Christ...

Things That Sound Dirty


* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
* "I'm ...

New Year's Resolutions - 1996 Edition


New Year's Resolutions.


I have faithfully m...

Fruitcake Recipe


If you find yourself stressed about all of the...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer n...

I want to see something really cheap


After being away on business for a week before...

The police officer's Christmas


Twas the night before Christmasand throughout ...

How to Cook


Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink ...

Santa Claws


Who wears red and white and roars like a lion?...

Politically Correct Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a...

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his...


Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his p...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving...


'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
Twas the nigh...

Things that sound dirty


Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but re...