Things That Sound Dirty

* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
* "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."


* "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."


* "Talk about a huge breast!"


* "It's Cool Whip time!"


* "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"


* "Are you ready for seconds yet?"


* "Are you going to come again next Year?"


* "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"


* "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"


* "Don't play with your meat."


* "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."


* "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"


* "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"


* "You still have a little bit on your chin."


* "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."


* "How long will it take after you stick it in?"


* "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."


* "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"


* "How many are coming?"


* "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"


* "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."


* "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"