(as sung by the Late Show Carolers) As presented on the 12/03/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. "I Saw Mommy Marry Larry King"
9. "Boris the Red-Nosed Yeltsin Had an 86-Proof Nose"
8. "Im Searching For the Real Killers With Every Round of Golf I Play"
7. "Oh, Hillary, Oh, Hillary, You're Going to Jail for One-to-Three"
6. "Influenza, Influenza, Influenza, Influenza"
5. "O Little Network CBS How Still We See Thee Lie"
4. "Frosty the Crackhead Had a Crack Pipe Full of Crack"
3. "I Have an Irregular Heartbeat Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum"
2. "O.J. Is Free Although He's Prob'ly Guilty"
1. "Good King Clinton Dropped His Pants in a Cheap Hotel Room"
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