Things that sound dirty


Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really aren't:


Reach in and grab the giblets.


Whew... that's one terrific spread!


I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.


Talk about a huge breast!


''And he forces his way into the end zone.''


She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.


It's cool whip time!


If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst.


It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

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