Holidays Jokes

Holidays Jokes

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, ...

The Grinch and His Drugs


The Grinch stole their papers, their bongs, an...

Santa Claus, Jolly, Happy and High


One day, an elf in Santa's workshop is busily ...

Directionally Impaired


A couple was relating their vacation experienc...

Ten things to say about gifts you don't like


10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four si...

The Eight Days of Hanukkah


The Eight Days of Hanukkah


On the first nig...

Early Reindeer Retirement Package


TO: Public Release


RE: Organizational Change...

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT...


THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT A...

Cruise Stories


These are true stories from someone who works ...

Butterball Turkey support


BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK-LINE 'GREATEST HITS'(or...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?A: B...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-ab...

You Know You've Had Too Much New Year's Cheer When....


You see your underwear hanging from the chande...

True Stories from the Butterball Turkey Hotline


Where people call to get advice how to cook a ...

Santa's Worst Confession


What is Santa's worst confession?


He admits ...

Question and answer Christmas jokes


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry ...

The Costume Party


A couple was going to a costume party.


The ...

Seattle Thanksgiving Day


SEATTLE'S TURKEY DAY ETIQUETTE It's been 145 y...

If you love someone,...


If you love someone,
Set her free...
If sh...

The Top 14 Signs You're Caught Up in the Holiday Shopping Frenzy


14. Before stepping out of your car, you put i...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowf...

Female Reindeer


Where do the female reindeer go when Santa and...

Top Ten Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid


10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stam...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...