Holidays Jokes

Holidays Jokes

Santa's Pick Up Lines


* I know when you've been bad or good, so let'...

Thanksgiving Craft


Only for the truly demented... You Will Need: ...

Christmas Parrot


One day, shortly before Christmas, a man was s...

The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating


14> Loading Santa's Sleigh


13> Droppin...

The Australian Christmas


Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...

Maxine's Top Ten New Years Resolutions...


Maxine's Top Ten New Years Resolutions


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How to Cook a Turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drink...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?A: North Po...

The Cost of Christmas


The cost for all the presents in ''The Twelve ...

The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...

Top 10 Signs You Are


Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Tr...

The Amazing Crescan


The Amazing Crescan is going to be putting out...

Jolly Nick


Why is Santa Clause so jolly?


Because he kno...

Rain or Snow?


A Russian couple were walking down the street ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What's a good holiday tip?A: Never catch sn...

Dave Barry on Halloween


I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy ch...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on...

New Policy


Effective immediately, the following economizi...

Top 16 signs you hired a bad firewokrs expert


1> For kicks, sticks roman candle in empty ...

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't


Talk about a huge breast!"
Whew, that's one te...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of...

Hillbillies on Halloween


What do hillbillies do on Halloween?


Pump ki...

Thanksgiving Quotes


THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT A...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the firep...

How Do Sheeps Say Merry Christmas?


How do sheeps in Mexico said Merry Christmas?
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