Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged...

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged


SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?


MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.


DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald
Angels Sing...About Me!


MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town...OH!!!!!! Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!


PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Town...And He Is Out to Get Me!


PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
then maybe I'll tell you why.


DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty
lonely.


OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell...


BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.


PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to
Me...and then took it all away!