Holidays Jokes

Holidays Jokes

I just had a dream about it


A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. Aft...

This year, I resolve to...


1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.


2. Stop...

Signs you've had too much holiday cheer


1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. ...

How to Tell if You're a Grinch


This is a set of essential personality tests t...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed...

Is There a Santa Claus?


Is There a Santa Claus? A Rebuttal...


Rebut...

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T


TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING...

Top 10 Halloween Things


10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a litt...

How to cook a Turkey...


How to cook a Turkey...


- Go buy a turkey
...

The Night Before Chanukah...


The Night Before Chanukah


'Twas the night b...

No known species


1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT t...

The Chinese pay off all of their debts


Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule...

The Top 15 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies


15> To Kill A Walking Bird


14> My Bes...

Top ten signs Santa's marriage is in trouble


10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily ...

Christmas Downsizing


The usual large flamboyant typeface associated...

Thanksgiving Forecast...


Thanksgiving Forecast:


Turkeys will thaw in...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy...

Signs You Bought


Signs You Bought a Bad Christmas Tree


Two f...

Singing Tree Tattles On Burglar Suspects...


Singing Tree Tattles On Burglar Suspects


B...

Top Ten Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid


Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped,...

Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland


Dog tags ring, are you listening'?


In the l...

Skiing Tips


This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare f...

The Twins


Alice's twin boys were exact opposites. Bill w...

Visit Between the Holidays


If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your rig...

A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving


It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butc...