Holidays Jokes

Holidays Jokes

Conduct During the Holiday Season


Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of S...

Christmas Party


How To Tell If You're Throwing A Successful Ch...

A geek's list of thanks


1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be ...

Things That Sound Dirty


* "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
* "I'm ...

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old To Be Trick Or Treati


10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
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The first reindeer seen in a bar


One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep sout...

Top Ten Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid


10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stam...

Christmas Jokes!


As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Sant...

New Policy on Twelve Days...


New Policy on Twelve Days


Effective immedia...

Fester the Gangreen Reindeer


You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vix...

How Does Santa Do It?


How does Santa get through such a samll chimne...

Some musical Christmas advice


Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debuss...

Halloween Costumes


A boyfriend and girlfriend were getting ready ...

Top Ten Signs of Trouble in Santa Claus's Marriage


10. He's replaced all the elves with scantily ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why did the little girl change her mind abo...

How to Cook a Turkey


Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drin...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas...

Top 10 Halloween Things


10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a litt...

Ways to confuse Santa Claus


1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a sa...

Twas the Night Before Christmas...


'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Ve...