Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe?
Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the sa...
Giraffe Jokes
What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe?
The Neck-Romancer
A child gets on a bus
So a child of seven jumps on a bus. The driver,...
Why did the giraffe cross the highway?
Because he bumped his head on the low-way!
I g...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking
As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the g...
Why did the Giraffe lay down in the tall grass?
Because it had Leukemia.
A Cowboy and A giraffe
A cowboy and a giraffe walk into a bar and star...
At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen...
I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. I...
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe.
A man walks into a bar with his giraffe.
He b...
What happens when you put an elephant in the fridge? Dad asks little Johnny
"I don't know dad" responds a perplexed Johnny....
What happens when you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Answer:It becomes cold duh!
What happens you p...
A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar...
A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar and deci...
Jake has a pet giraffe...
One day Jake is taking his giraffe for a walk, ...
What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe
Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks
A giraffe walks into a hat store...
...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind ...
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: You open the door, put the giraffe in, close...
A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!)
A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah ...
A man and his giraffe walk into a bar...
They both get really drunk and the giraffe pass...
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?...
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The man and the giraffe start drinking. Being a...
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
The Zookeeper and the Giraffe.
One day a young zookeeper was working the night...
A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"