A: You open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A: You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q: The Lion King was having his birthday and threw a party and invited all the animals. Who was not there?
A: The elephant, he was in the fridge.
Q: Three men travelling through the jungle came across a river known to be infested with alligators. How did they cross it?
A: They swam across, the alligators were at the Lion King's party.
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