The Elephant and the Turtle
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day...
Giraffe Jokes
Hold That Thought!
ON MODERNISM
How many surrealists does it tak...
Amazing Facts 26
Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in ...
Giraffe Joke
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Giraffe
Giraf...
Tree
What s green and hangs from a tree???
Giraffe ...
A English teacher says to a African student..
"okay you're doing really good with your Englis...
A giraffe is at the airport going through the TSA line
... And the security agent says: "hey, is the y...
What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe?
A fat giraffe
How do you kill a purple elephant?
**With a purple elephant gun.**
How do you kil...
A guy brings his Giraffe into a bar...
... but the giraffe bumps his head on the ceili...
There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off how many are left?
499.
What are the three steps to putting an el...
Never mess with a giraffe...
because you'll always come up short.
A Giraffe walks into a bar....
And says "Hi guys, the Hi-balls are on me" .......
A giraffe walks into a bar...
The bartender says "long neck".
The giraffe su...
My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it.
My teacher said it was a rough giraffe.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his...
Giraffe walks into a bar and says...
The hi-balls are on me.
An engineer, a clown, and a giraffe walk into a bar
The bartender says: "What kind of weird group i...
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
you just open the door and put him in there.
H...
A man and his giraffe...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and s...
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe
A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe and...
There were 500 bricks on a plane...
One fell out. How many were left?
499
What ar...
I saw a giraffe with a short neck
It was sad, or a deer
What do you say to a giraffe?
"Hi, Asshole!"
(Made that up myself, I did.)