A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar...

A giraffe and a monkey walk into a bar and decided that the monkey would be the designated driver, a responsible choice. After the giraffe gets wasted and passes out on the floor, the bartender says, "oy! What that lyin there on the floor?" The monkey responded with, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"

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