How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
You open the door, put the elephant in, then you close the door.
How can you tell if an elephant's been in the refrigerator?
There are footprints in the Jello.
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and then you close the door.
How can you tell if a giraffe's been in the refrigerator?
You ask the elephant.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.