Giraffe Jokes

My kinesiology professor likes to tell jokes in class that he hears from other professors, friends or family. This was today's gem. Warning, there's a lot of lead-up, but that's just how my teacher seems to tell jokes.

So there was a football game in the jungle betw...

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...

The man and the giraffe drink shots back and fo...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...

He orders a beer for himself, and one for the g...

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

A man walks in a bar with a giraffe..

A man walks in a bar with a giraffe..

He goes ...

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

So a guy walls into a bar

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. The guy ...

So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar...

and drink until the giraffe passes out. The man...

Man walks into a bar with a giraffe

The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bar...

Chuck Norris

Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus...

So a man owns a pet giraffe...

...and one day decides that he is peckish. So h...

The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log.

The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was dri...

This is a test for Intelligent People.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have d...

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who...

This is a test for Intelligent People.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have d...

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who...

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a gir...

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe.

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He or...

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe.

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He or...

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a gir...

Who won the animal race?

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aa...

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?...

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a d...

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a...