One day Jake is taking his giraffe for a walk, when he sees a 7/11 he stops to get a drink.
He walks through the doors with his giraffe on his leash.
Since the doors were only 2 meters high the giraffe hit his head. and collapsed on the floor.
Jake didn't notice this so he keeps walking up to the counter and buys his drink.
The shopkeeper whos name was Mary says "Hey Jake" and Jake says
"Yeah what?"
"you cant leave that lyin' there"
Jake turns around to look at his pet.
" Its not a lion, Its a girrafe."
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