A man walks into a bar with his giraffe.
He buys himself a drink and he buys the giraffe a drink.
He drinks his drink.
The giraffe drinks its drink.
The giraffe passes out.
The man gets up to pee and the bartender says:
"Oi! Ya can't leave that lyin' there"
The man says: "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
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