...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine.
The store owner looks puzzled at the giraffe; "Uh, we don't serve pizza slices here-"
"Then a burger or something, I don't care," the giraffe interrupts.
"We don't sell that either, we-"
Again, the giraffe interrupts, noticably irritated with the clerk's attidute: "Just serve me *something*, okay?! I'm *starving* here!"
"But this is a hat store! Can't you read the sign outside?" the store owner asked.
"Well if I knew how to read, don't you think I'd have asked for a menu?!"
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