Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
...because his head's way up here!
Giraffe Jokes
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an e...
Drunk Giraffe
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walk...
Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe?
It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of...
A long series of jokes
503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How man...
what do you call the lovechild between a Man & a Giraffe ?
a German
^^^^^^Gir-man
What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
"Giraffe" would be an irrelevant title for this joke.
Person: "Yeah, my school was pretty bad at diss...
What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?
One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.
The Loop Of Bricks
How do you get 500 bricks out of a plane?
-Open...
Why are giraffe's necks so long?
Because their heads are so far away from their ...
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar..
They both sit at the bar and start drinking..8 ...
Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?
They weren't hiring.
A bunch of bad jokes.
Why does a man carry a brick with him in a plan...
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y.
How do you kill a giraffe?
Punch him in the throat.
This joke works better told than read. There are 15 boxes in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left?
14.
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How do you put an elephant ins...
A giraffe walks into a bar and says...
"Highballs are on me!"
A giraffe walks into a bar...
and says highballs are on me.
A man and his Giraffe walk into a bar...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and s...
Dumb story
Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls of...
The long haul
an airplane is shipping a large amount of brick...
A guy walks into a bar with his giraffe...
He orders the two of them a few drinks. The gir...
This joke is good tell you girlfriend to make her laugh
-How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator...
Giraffe and Squirrel dating
A male squirrel and female giraffe are in love....