Boarding from what gate?
At the airport for a business trip, I settled ...
Engineers Jokes
The less you know the more money you make
Proof:
We know that
a) Time is Money
b) Kno...
top 10 signs you are a chem engineer:
10.You attempt to explain entropy to strangers...
"I'm not going to do that!"
Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control...
Answering machine message
You know what I hate about answering machine m...
CLERKS
I was signing the receipt for my credit card p...
The difference
If you can pick it up, it's a PC.
If you can'...
Catching a criminal
"Two policemen are considering the problem of ...
OBJECTS IN MIR IS CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
After intensive investigation on both the Sovi...
When you over esteem great hackers
When you over esteem great hackers,
More user...
Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks
I won't stop bugging you until I get the addre...
Bill Clinton virus
Did you hear about the bill Clinton virus?
It...
Reaching the end of a job interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...
Already Solved
One day a mathematician decides that he is sic...
Modem manufacturer
You've probably heard about the Mars Pathfinde...
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers doe...
No Refills
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's offic...
DRIVERS
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a ...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles...
Counting some sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping a...
Cat and Mouse
A mouse is in his mouse hole and he wants to g...
Failed Brakes
An engineer, a system's analyst, and a program...
This is reaaally funny!
My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, alwa...
20 reasons dogs don't use computers
20) Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95...
No we won't
At a press conference the Brunettes announce t...