I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into
the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole
thing generally looked like an extra in 'Twister.' I asked the manager what had
happened. He told me that the driver had set the 'cruise control' and then went
in the back to make a sandwich.
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