Engineers Jokes

Engineers Jokes

Great writer


There was once a young man who, in his youth, ...

"And that's the latest version of the Interne


Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the ...

Top 10 reasons computers must be male


10. They have a lot of data but are still clue...

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NASA just disclosed details why the rover woul...

A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer


A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer w...

An economist's speech


The following is supposedly a true story.


An...

Colonel


Q: What do you call a Soldier who can read and...

Results of damage testing


It seems the US Federal Aviation Administratio...

Coordinates


There was once a very smart horse. Anything th...

Maintenance phase


Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
A: Tha...

How many Microsoft managers does it take to chang


Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to...

Pick-up lines for computer geeks


-Nice Set of Floppies!


-Hey, how 'bout I ta...

Plus a constant


Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one...

fire in the building


there was a fire in a shoe factory...one hundr...

Acoountant


Q: What is the definition of an accountant?


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Throw away documentation and manuals


Throw away documentation and manuals,
and use...

Systems Group


To: Management From: Systems Group
Re: Y-to-K...

Itemized Engineering Fee


There was an engineer who had an exceptional g...

Set up


Here's the set up:
I rented a movie from Bloc...

Light bulb


Q: How many marxists does it take to screw in ...

Batteries


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping...

Birth control


Q: What does an accountant do for birth contro...

Phone call


I needed to make a phone call while at the lib...

Difference


Q: What's the difference between an economist ...