Two engineers & a rockin' bike
An engineering student is walking on campus on...
Engineers Jokes
Irrelevent
Q: How many economists does it take to change ...
There's a parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...
Answering machine message
Well I finally got an answering machine. Now h...
What was the problem before?
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly...
Difference
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and...
Undertaker
Q: When does a person decide to become an acco...
� NEW VIRUS WARNING
�If you receive a message with a subject line ...
Now what do I do?
Person: Now what do I do?
Tech Support: What ...
Lab coat
An architect, an artist and an engineer were d...
An emergency landing
According to "The Australian," an airliner rec...
Arnold Swarzenagor Virus:
Arnold Swarzenagor Virus: Terminates your file...
Computer�Britney
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, whi...
Dream flying planes
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in th...
Any key
Compaq is considering changing the command 'Pr...
Experimenting Marine
Back in 1947 the government was experimenting ...
Control Issues
Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are...
Overcapacity
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To th...
Trust them; leave them alone.
When license fees are too high,
users do thin...
I'm ignoring Y2K
Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late...
The blind skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport,...
Graphics blind the eyes
Graphics blind the eyes.
Audio files deafen t...
Fear of bombs on planes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and neph...
"How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
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Don't be on this flight
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf ...