You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on,
wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave
a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to
you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long
answering machine message when you call me...
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