Engineers Jokes

Engineers Jokes

Real call to a computer company tech support


Tech support: always they�re for you


One day...

I deserve a first class seat


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in ...

Bridge


There were 3 men working on a bridge that was ...

One side with butter


One question has bugged me, how did they get i...

MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE


Lady at work was seen putting a credit card in...

No thanks


As migration approached, two elderly vultures ...

NASA gets indications of life on Mars


It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believe...

America online


Despite the near flawless achievements of nasa...

An engineer, a mathmatician and an arts graduate


An engineer, a mathmatician and an arts gradua...

An engineer and a programmer


A programmer and an engineer are sitting next ...

Brilliant idea


A friend had a brilliant idea for saving disk ...

Can you copy the Internet "


Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on...

True story from a Novel Netware SysOp:


Caller: "Hello, Is this tech support?�
Tech: ...

What just happened here?


A military cargo plane, flying over a populate...

Empty again


A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist a...

Retiring Accountant


Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?


A: ...

How do you spell Canada?


How do you spell Canada?
*C-EH N-EH D-EH.

Psychiatrists' CYKOLOGEE...


Q: How two Psychiatrist greet each other?


A:...

It came before the first kernel.


The Tao is like a glob pattern:
Used but neve...

Such a waste


Three engineering students were gathered toget...

Relative to what?


Two economists meet on the street.


One inqui...

Wage rate


Q: How many neo-classical economists does it t...

Light bulb


Q: How many economists does it take to change ...

IDIOTS AT WORK...


Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two f...

Giving very odd excuses


The General went out to find that none of his ...